Sunday, May 25, 2008

Fundies say the darndest things!

I've always wanted to do this, so now I will! I will refute some of the stupidest arguments on FSTDT with my intelligence. This will be so fun that I just can't wait. Let's get started!

The burden of proof lies on atheists because common sense says there's a God.

Here is some scientific evidence for God:

1) You're here, aren't you?

2) The world is complex

3) The Bible has been proven to be true because it mentions cities that actually existed. If the Bible was false, EVERY SINGLE city and person mentioned would be completely made up

4) Faith is a reliable tool to determine truth. This is why 33 percent of the world is Christian

Actually, common sense tells us to come to our own conclusions after finding the evidence, not following your sky god like blind sheep. Also, your "scientific evidence" for god is just logical fallacies wrapped in ignorance.

1. I think I'm here, but wait, what does that have to do with god?

2. How does the complexity of the world have any relevance to god?

3. That's about as stupid as thinking that Star Wars was a true story because it mentions space. It doesn't matter if it mentions things that actually exist (like space), it is still a fictional story.

4. Why is it a reliable tool again? And just because there are a lot of people who are christians, it doesn't mean god is real. It means people are stupid.


None of these points even remotely address the underlying issue, the actual reason why gays cannot marry. Marriage is something reserved for humanity, homosexuals are a devolved, viral like entity. We simply cannot legislate what this plague does, its the equivalent of congress trying to legalize marriages between influenza viruses.

Remember, oh ye of little intelligence, that we can't deal with the plague in the same way we deal with humanity.

Marriage is an artificial bondage between 2 humans, created by humans for some stupid reason that I could care less about. Homosexuality is a complex behavior found in some humans, not a plague. The fact that you aren't hesitant to say the most homophobic things makes me wonder about your morals. Did your loving god tell you to be a homophobic twat?


Homosexuals deserve to be executed or tortured and possibly both, an Iranian leader told British MPs during a private meeting at a peace conference, The Times has learnt.

Mohsen Yahyavi is the highest-ranked politician to admit that Iran believes in the death penalty for homosexuality after a spate of reports that gay youths were being hanged.

President Ahmadinejad, questioned by students in New York two months ago about the executions, dodged the issue by suggesting that there were no gays in his country.

Britain regularly challenges Iran about its gay hangings, stonings and executions of adulterers and perceived moral criminals, Foreign and Commonwealth Office (FCO) papers show.

The latest row involves a woman hanged this June in the town of Gorgan after becoming pregnant by her brother. He was absolved after expressing his remorse. Britain said that this demonstrated the unequal treatment of men and women in law and breached Iran’s pledge to restrict the death penalty to the most serious crimes.
Oh look, more homophobia. I'm not even going to waste my time with this batshit insane homophobic. Just bomb 'em.



There is a huge difference between angels and fairies. There are sane people who believe in angels, and I'm not so sure a sane person would believe in fairies. Angels are messengers from God, and some of them have wings and some of them don't. They are strong, powerful, spirit beings. Fairies are just magical and someone's imagination.
BAHAHYHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!! HAHAHAH!! Hahaha.. HAHAHAh. ha.

Wait, is this guy serious?




If evolution were real, that would mean God was a liar.

So, if God were a liar, there would be NOTHING. No earth, no stars, no us, no nothing.
Or, it would mean that god doesn't exist.



The demon behind homosexuality is one of the most evil horrible demons every created. I can't wait to judge him and send him to the pit!!

I thought God did the judging?




I might do more of these later. They're fun.

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