Showing posts with label atheism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label atheism. Show all posts

Monday, August 4, 2008

The Definition of Atheism

Hi. Not many updates for a while because I've given up (mostly) on debating theists. Whenever I do, it usually ends up 3 ways.

1. The Theist ignoring any and all evidence I have put forth and continuing to be ignorant
2. The Theist whining how all atheists are trying to convert you, even though they started the debate.
3. The Theist being a stuck-up punk that results to name calling rather than continuing with the debate.

Of course, my side has it's faults too, and I openly admit that there are bad atheists. The bad atheists are the ones on youtube, that think it's cool to mock someone because of their religion. Sure, I've mocked people before, but that's because they are incredibly stupid, not because they follow a religion that is equally stupid. In all, I usually mock the religion, not the followers. People just need to realize that there are bad people on each, on every side. It's just the way we humans are. Some a good, some are bad.

Anyways, onto what this post is about. I find it amazing how ignorant some people can be. They can't even open a dictionary and look up atheism! According to most fundies, the definition of atheism is "A cult of devil worshippers that hate everybody who is religious and has no morals", when in actuality it is this - "A person whom does not believe in any higher power or deityies." (well, that's my definition of it. Dictionary.com says
"–noun
1.the doctrine or belief that there is no God.
2.disbelief in the existence of a supreme being or beings.")

An atheist is someone who doesn't believe in a deity. Simple. Atheism, in it's vahnella state, has nothing to do with Evolution, Abiogenesis, The Big Bang or any scientific theory. Just because a person is an atheist doesn't mean that they believe in Evolution. The fact that so many atheists do indeed "beleive" in evolution, abiogenesis, the big bang means that they are logical people. They look at the evidence, and see if it fits with our discoveries. They don't just believe something because it's tradition, or because an old book told them to.

I hate the term "Evolutionist" but allow me to explain the definition of that, too. An Evolutionist is a person whom believes/supports/accepts the theory of Evolution. Now, unlike Atheism, there can be theistic evolutionists. These are people whom believe god kick-started the process of evolution (of course, they have no evidence to back that up). Theistic Evolutionists are Theists and Evolutionists, but not Atheists. Simple.

How is it so hard to understand?

Atheist = Doesn't believe in a god
Theist = Believes in god
Evolutionist = Supports/accepts/believes in the theory of Evolution whether or not he/she is an atheist.


How the hell did fundies even get "Devil Worshippers" from "A person who doens't believe in a god", anyways? I guess we'll never know.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Holy fucking shit

I just now realized that my blog ticker has gone from 21 (since I last checked it) to 43. I'm guessing it's all of the people from RichardDawkins.net, where I made a topic linking this blog. I never thought that so many people would actually check out this blog, after all of the warnings I posted about how it has vulgar, heatheness filth. :)

You can't disprove god!

Creationists love this argument, and when I say love, I mean they practically fucking masturbate to it. Whenever their idiotic arguments have been refuted, they always go "Well, you can't disprove God!". So fucking what? I can't disprove god therefore he exists? I guess I could say "Well, you can't disprove my claim that god doesn't exist." it is a mindfuck which will probably cause the creationist to change the subject or say something idiotic. But, let's look closely at this argument that you can't disprove god. Onward, to intelligence!

Ok, so anyone that runs into this argument in a debate should immediately say "That's not how it works, you made the assertion that God exists, you provide the evidence. If you fail to provide evidence your hypothesis is untrue." You see, the religious person is the one making the (irrational) claim that God exists, so therefore said person must provide evidence. Saying "You can't disprove it!" is idiotic as you cannot disprove the Flying Spaghetti Monster or the Teapot orbiting in between Mars's and Jupiter's orbits. You can't disprove the FSM because he's invisible, and you can't disprove the teapot because our telescopes aren't powerful enough to see it.

I don't even want to continue in this rant because of how stupid the damn argument is! I mean, it can be refuted so easily, it is so idiotic, though the faith-heads just adore it. Let's rant about something else!

Why is it that Christians always seem to need to capitalize certain words when debating online? They capitalize words like LORD and SON and GOD and other shit, but why the fuck do they do it? Do they feel that we can't read the words or something? Do they feel the need to shout the fucking words at us? Are those words more important than the other words? What the fuck's up with that?

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Fundies say the darndest things!

I've always wanted to do this, so now I will! I will refute some of the stupidest arguments on FSTDT with my intelligence. This will be so fun that I just can't wait. Let's get started!

The burden of proof lies on atheists because common sense says there's a God.

Here is some scientific evidence for God:

1) You're here, aren't you?

2) The world is complex

3) The Bible has been proven to be true because it mentions cities that actually existed. If the Bible was false, EVERY SINGLE city and person mentioned would be completely made up

4) Faith is a reliable tool to determine truth. This is why 33 percent of the world is Christian

Actually, common sense tells us to come to our own conclusions after finding the evidence, not following your sky god like blind sheep. Also, your "scientific evidence" for god is just logical fallacies wrapped in ignorance.

1. I think I'm here, but wait, what does that have to do with god?

2. How does the complexity of the world have any relevance to god?

3. That's about as stupid as thinking that Star Wars was a true story because it mentions space. It doesn't matter if it mentions things that actually exist (like space), it is still a fictional story.

4. Why is it a reliable tool again? And just because there are a lot of people who are christians, it doesn't mean god is real. It means people are stupid.


None of these points even remotely address the underlying issue, the actual reason why gays cannot marry. Marriage is something reserved for humanity, homosexuals are a devolved, viral like entity. We simply cannot legislate what this plague does, its the equivalent of congress trying to legalize marriages between influenza viruses.

Remember, oh ye of little intelligence, that we can't deal with the plague in the same way we deal with humanity.

Marriage is an artificial bondage between 2 humans, created by humans for some stupid reason that I could care less about. Homosexuality is a complex behavior found in some humans, not a plague. The fact that you aren't hesitant to say the most homophobic things makes me wonder about your morals. Did your loving god tell you to be a homophobic twat?


Homosexuals deserve to be executed or tortured and possibly both, an Iranian leader told British MPs during a private meeting at a peace conference, The Times has learnt.

Mohsen Yahyavi is the highest-ranked politician to admit that Iran believes in the death penalty for homosexuality after a spate of reports that gay youths were being hanged.

President Ahmadinejad, questioned by students in New York two months ago about the executions, dodged the issue by suggesting that there were no gays in his country.

Britain regularly challenges Iran about its gay hangings, stonings and executions of adulterers and perceived moral criminals, Foreign and Commonwealth Office (FCO) papers show.

The latest row involves a woman hanged this June in the town of Gorgan after becoming pregnant by her brother. He was absolved after expressing his remorse. Britain said that this demonstrated the unequal treatment of men and women in law and breached Iran’s pledge to restrict the death penalty to the most serious crimes.
Oh look, more homophobia. I'm not even going to waste my time with this batshit insane homophobic. Just bomb 'em.



There is a huge difference between angels and fairies. There are sane people who believe in angels, and I'm not so sure a sane person would believe in fairies. Angels are messengers from God, and some of them have wings and some of them don't. They are strong, powerful, spirit beings. Fairies are just magical and someone's imagination.
BAHAHYHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!! HAHAHAH!! Hahaha.. HAHAHAh. ha.

Wait, is this guy serious?




If evolution were real, that would mean God was a liar.

So, if God were a liar, there would be NOTHING. No earth, no stars, no us, no nothing.
Or, it would mean that god doesn't exist.



The demon behind homosexuality is one of the most evil horrible demons every created. I can't wait to judge him and send him to the pit!!

I thought God did the judging?




I might do more of these later. They're fun.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Incompetence, hypocrites and censorship

If you know me, I watch Thunderf00ts videos on youtube, and recently there has been a "debate" between him and the deluded faith-head VenomFangX. Now, I'm not one to get angry simply because people have different views of the universe, but I can say that the comments that Venom and his brigade of believers have said against evolution, atheists and science altogether make me angry as a motherfucker. And the fact that he censors all negative comments on his videos and disables ratings makes me even more angry, since no one can even attempt to inform and correct him on the idiocy that he says.

He parades around with is arrogance and ignorance of everything to do with science and spits in it's face. He says things that are so idiotic, it's surprising, even for a creationists (hell, even for a young-earth creationist!). He says things like "If you are an atheist, you believe that you came from nothing" when it is so different. Simply put, we come from stars. Some stars are fortunate enough to let out heavy elements when they die, and these heavy elements eventually start forming planets, and then atmospheres, etc. Then we get to the privative mud puddle that is organic compounds (I know it's not a mud puddle, it's a figure of speech). But, they ask, where did the organic compounds come from. Did a god just make them appear out of nowhere? Nope, it's actually quite simple. The energy from things like earthquakes, meteor impacts and lightning allowed simple molecules like ammonia to form into more complex organic molecules like nucleotide bases and amino acids. Then everything got more complex over time, badda bing badda boom, evolution has started.

Their are other idiotic statements from Mr. Venom, too. For example, "Nothing exploded in the big bang and formed everything" is so stupid a statement that it's hard to explain, since I'm too busy laughing at his ignorance. I'll try to explain, though. This is quite simple too, though with venom's utter lack of knowledge of anything he is against, he doesn't see it. We don't know what caused the big bang. We just don't. It's out of reach of science for now, and probably will stay for a while. Saying that we came from nothing, or saying that nothing exploded shows your incompetence. We just don't know, possibly it was a god that caused the big bang. Maybe it was a natural cause that we just haven't found out yet. Where did the energy come from? Where did the matter come from? Well, seeing how energy and matter are basically the same thing, it's more of a question of, did the energy come first or did the matter? The answers to all of this is unknown and will stay unknown for a while, as I stated before.

Venom has made a video which he keeps changing the title of firstly called "The most important video ever made" in which he rants and raves about how evolution contradicts his biblical beliefs and doesn't really make any point other than he is still an idiot. He asks how to falsify evolution, and while others have made similar answers, mine will be "If you find me a mammoth in our time period, evolution is falsified." Of course, I haven't really researched into mammoths recently, so I don't know if some still exist or not. I'm pretty sure they went extinct last ice age, though. Mammoths existed in the Cenozoic period, and we exist in the Anthropocene period, so it will be extremely unlikely to find any alive mammoths. That is, if evolution is true and the fossil record is accurate. Which they are.

I'm sure Venom is going to just ignore everything that smart people have corrected for him, such as DonExodus and Thunderf00t. He's probably going to make a new video soon, with more of Cunt Hovind's stupid arguments, totally disregarding everything he has learned from the smart atheists on youtube (though, DonExodus labels himself as a creationist, he sure as hell is against every bit of it.).

The fact that idiots like Venom can go around butchering science, disallow any correction, ignore every scientific discovery ever, and show complete incompetence of anyone who even tries to correct him is insane. This guy is batshit insane. He even has followers of him, and they're equally batshit insane.


I probably didn't make a good point in this post, but I wanna correct anything! All of your comments are also blocked. And I'm converting to VenomFangXism. And I'm going insane in the membrane. And I'm also being sarcastic.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

ID isn't science... And I can prove it.

Now, this may seem like a big task, but it is fairly simple. First off, yes I am partly using ThunderF00t's argument for this, but everyone should hear this no matter who says it. ID stands for Idiotic Dogmatics.. Sorry, I mean ID stands for Intelligent Design, which is a "theory" created by creationists to get creationism into science class. First off, It isn't a theory (as I have stated in previous posts), it's a uneducated hypothesis at the most. Why isn't it a theory? Well, because it doesn't follow the Scientific Method.

Now before I go and explain how and why it doesn't follow the Scientific Method, let's discuss how important this method is. The Scientific Method is perhaps the most important techniques in science. It's what proves and updates science. It's what creates theories. It's what uses the evidence provided and the knowledge we know of the universe now to form a conclusive theory based on our observations. It is science.

Now that we've got that out of the way, lets see what we do when we want to form a theory using the scientific method.
Now, the reason why Intelligent Design isn't science is because of one little fact. It's based on supernatural claims. What is supernatural is untestable by definition. If you propose that the universe was created by a supernatural deity, you are in fact answering an unknown (the question) with another unknown (supernatural deity). The fact that the deity is untestable means that you cannot gather data, provide evidence, interpret data, and retest. Since ID doesn't get past step 4, it is not science and does not belong in a science classroom.

On the other hand, evolution is. Darwin asked the question of the diversity of life, he gathered information, he formed a hypothesis that species have a common ancestor, he collected data and evidence of evolution, and he made it so that evolution can be retested and improved.

Just type in Observed cases of speciation to find evidence of evolution. The evidence is right there in front of you, people. You just want to put your fingers in your ears and sing lalalalalala really loud instead of actually listening.


Also, a lot of people don't really understand what goes down after a theory is created. They think that no one questions evolution, when in fact, it is the complete opposite. If a scientist thinks he has proof that a theory is false, he will rip that theory open like a lion eating a gazelle. Atheists are extremely open minded to everything of this sort, I mean we will quickly open the magazine and get reading if we see a theory under fire in an issue of Scientific American. The fact that science gets retested and updated also proves that there is support in favor of evolution.

Christians have a completely stupid mindset of what an Atheist is. Most christians see Atheists as devil worshiping, heathen, filth; when in fact we are just scientific. We're not close-minded, we're not dogmatic, we're not imposing our beliefs on you, we're not harassing you, we're not hypocrites, we are just people who like to talk scientifically about the universe.

But some people are even thinking that Science itself is a lie! They don't even understand the scientific method is to form a hypothesis, back it up with evidence, and retest the theory whenever possible. Scientists work their asses off to observe, investigate, test, experiment, all in the name of knowledge. You koo-koo clock conspiracy theorists and creationists aren't helping very well when you impose your bullshit on us. Fuck off.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Why do people laugh at creationists?

Hi. No real post today, I'm just going to put the whole "Why do people laugh at creationists?" series on my blog so I can find it if I ever forget who made it, and for your viewing pleasure. All credit goes to Thunderf00t for making the videos. Enjoy, I know I will. :D




































































Saturday, April 19, 2008

Mini Mega Rant-a-thon

Time for another Mega Rant-athon. But, you may be asking, why "mini"? Well, It's a mini because I don't have as many rants as last time, but it is still a mega because I have more than 1 rant. Some of the entries in this... post may not be rants, but who gives a chicken shit. Anyways, lets' begin.

I'll pray for you!

Now, I hear this all of the time being said to my fellow atheists online and offline. How does this happen? Well,

Step 1. Tell a religious person that you are an atheist
Step 2. Refute any argument with your unlimited knowledge.
Step 3. Wait 5 seconds.
Step 4. The religious person will be out of arguments, so they will resort to saying "I'll pray for you.".

The fact that a religious person would even think that an atheist would care that they would "pray" for them is crazy. You're telling an atheist that you'll pray for them! If you tell an atheist like me that you'll pray for me, it has no effect because in actuality you are talking to yourself when praying for people. Why would an atheist want you to talk about him/her to yourself?

Hey religious people, if you really want to do something for me, how about you go to your local library or elementary school and pick up a science book. Read the section on biology. Then, after that, go home and research YOURSELF about the theory of evolution. Leave god, the pastor, and the bible out of it when you research. Have an open mind and read up as much about biology as you can. When you're done, get back to me and formulate a conclusion based on your research and make sure god, the pastor, and the bible is not involved.

Of course, a religious person wouldn't do that for me, now would they. Why would they spend a few hours reading about science for someone who is going to hell? *sigh*


Expelled: No intelligence allowed

I didn't even have to change the name on this one to make it witty, it already gets the point across quite well. I'm sure every skeptic, atheist, agnostic, and religious person knows that the Intelligent Design propaganda film Expelled is out now. Now, I'm no person to write a review without watching the movie, but I can guarantee that it is a load of bullshit wrapped in lies. If you look on the Rotten Tomatoes page for it, it's only gotten 2 fresh reviews! Haha!! And, of course everyone knows about the PZ Myers incident at the screening. On top of that, the scientists and all around smart people that where interviewed in the movie were lied to about what the movie was about in the first place! Dawkins says that when he accepted the interview the movie was called Crossroads, and had no indication of a creationism bias.

And on top of that, like every crazy fucker does, they edited the interviews to make the smart people's answers fit what they like. I think I heard that PZ Myers (who is in the movie) was asked a certain question 20 times in the interview, just so the filmmakers could get the answer they wanted. Too bad that he didn't change his answer! Haha, what idiots.

What might even be more humorous than the amount of bullshit contained in this one movie is all of the people on the Rotten Tomatoes forums having a little debate. Of course, being owned by IGN, Rotten Tomatoes is a cesspool of youth on the internet, with acne-clad tweens stating their opinions on movies. But when you get religious teens that know nothing about their own beliefs or the beliefs of others and atheists whom never even researched biology together in an internet forum, it produces conspiracy bullshit on the level of Zeitgiest: the movie.

Aside from one guy that made a pretty funny Kent Hovind joke, all of the people on the Rotten Tomatoes forum know absolutely nothing about what they are debating about. Some even say that the critics are "playing scientist" when in actuality they are in denial because their precious ID propaganda movie epicly failed.






The above video will just end this rant. This guy's is one of the smartest people on youtube, and his "Why do people laugh at creationists?" video series is worth watching (mind you, it's pretty long and getting longer every video, but I recommend watching all of it.) This video is the newest one, number 22. He talks about how Stein (one of the idiots behind Expelled) has absolutely no knowledge of anything to do with biology.

Tests: Part 2

So, it's been a week since I last blogged, and the last one was about tests. I thought it would be appropriate to inform you what happened. It was insane! First off..

I woke up, with my mother abruptly reminding me about the test. I lay for a bit until my mother got agitated and told me to go shower. After many minutes of stalling, I went and showered. While showering I started sobbing and shivering (just like the symptoms for Test Anxiety on wikipedia! D: ). After sobbing for a pathetic 20 minutes, I got dressed and went out to the living room to have some scrambled eggs. I ate them slowly to stall some more. After all was said and done, and after some fighting and stalling, I got into the car and went to the local college to take the test. Once we got there, the line was huge, consisting of lots of students (I don't know if they were high-schoolers or college...ers. I don't know who takes the ACT). After a long wait and an incident with a number 2 pencil, I got into the classroom and said goodbye to my mother and everything good in the world. I was in the test for good.

I got a seat in the back, got my pencil, wrote all of the shit that the lady told me to on the answer sheet and got ready for the english test. The english test was the one test that after taking it, I was pleased with my performance. I felt like I got most of the answers correct and I also enjoyed reading some of the passages.

Test 2 Mathematics. I thought I would do fine on this test, because last time I took the ACT I the best I did was on this very test. I thought wrong. There were hardly any problems of stuff I knew, and it was frustrating to say the least. Geometry, Trig (I think), and Algebra, most problems to least, were the 3 types of math I found. Me being a student of Advanced algebra, I flew through the algebra questions but hit a speed bump at the Geometry and Trig. All in all, it wasn't the best I've done on a math test.

Test 3 Reading. I would never have guessed that I would have an enjoyable time taking a test, but this test wasn't as bad as I thought it would be and actually had some interesting stories. It took me a while to get it done (I'm a slow reader), but I did pretty decent if I say so myself.

Test 4 Science. Holy shit. Last time I took the ACT the science problems were kind of like the math problems, individual, with a sometimes large group of problems, but never like this! This one was more like the english and reading tests, with large tables and an article, followed by about 10 questions. I did horrible, because it asked me stuff I didn't learn yet. I did see some stuff I knew, but I know it wouldn't be enough to get that grade up.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Theory


When searching through the internet doing my usual things I sometimes come across one incredibly irritating argument against Evolution. They say "It's just a theory!". Well, I've had this rant on my mind for some time now, and I will finally rant about it. Such stupidity as the argument that "Evolution is just a theory" deserves to be ripped and broken apart, then eaten, then regurgitated, then eaten a second time, then shitted out, then lit on fire and lastly, sat in a paper bag in front of the Westboro Baptist Church (ringing the doorbell first, of course). Firstly, lets break down this word "theory" by looking at it's definition.

The definition of a theory in the scientific context is very different than just "a guess". A theory is a model, or framework, describing a natural phenomenon. For example, the Theory of Evolution is a theory that describes the mutations of a organism, changing it over time. The theory of gravity describes the invisible force keeping planets in orbit and us on Earth. Saying that something can't be possible due to the fact that it is just a theory is preposterous. Theories describe things that already happen in nature.

Now, some clever Creationists have banded together and made their own "theory" called Intelligent Design. Their "theory" describes the formation and creation of everything, and thus describing the creator God. But This "Theory" isn't a real theory at all. It's just a hypothesis formed from their religion and has no evidence backing it up. Intelligent design isn't even scientific! It's a faith based guess (not a theory, not a hypothesis, a misguided stupid-ass guess) that somehow has the label of a theory. Intelligent Design, simply put, is the Creationists trying to get their stupid, illogical, idiotic beliefs into schools, into science, into everything. They are trying to destroy everything that is good in the world (science) by pushing their stupid guess of the formation of the universe into places that it doesn't belong. creation scientists, I tell you what. Back up your "theory" with some solid evidence that would prove the claim that the universe was created by a man in the sky and I will be glad to listen. But, as every intelligent person knows, Creationists seem not to follow the scientific method.

But Ho! The Creationists have another trick up their sleeve! Once you refute the "theory" argument, they will counter sharply. Guess what it is? You're correct! Occam's Razor!

You've Activated my trap card!

Yep. That's all you need. Just save that picture on your hard drive and whip it out whenever anyone plays the Occam's Razor card. It will save you a lot of time, and ain't it convenient to just have a neat little picture to sum up all of your arguments?

I want to find more of these neat pictures, It really helps me cut down on the length of these rants. And some of them are quite clever.


Thursday, February 28, 2008

Agnostics - I don't quite get you.

Online I see a lot of people becoming agnostic now for some reason, which I do not really understand. It's like the hip new thing for kids to do. But today I am talking about the real agnostics. You say that there might be a chance of god existing and everything to do with science, everything we have discovered to be incorrect, but you don't understand that there are chances for anything. There is a chance that every god exists and that they are just fucking with us. There is a chance that nothing exists, and we are just insane. There is a chance that the next muffin I eat will give me telekinetic powers. Since we don't understand everything there is to know about everything, there are an infinite number of chances about every subject imaginable.

It isn't healthy to base your life on chances (agnosticism) or false hope (religion) if there is no evidence supporting the claims you believe in. Look, every intelligent atheist is agnostic, we all know that there might be a chance that we are wrong, but since there is no evidence to prove other claims we believe more so in what there is evidence for, which is science. Agnostics are atheists without balls. They don't want to be involved with atheists for some odd reason, so they just say that there is a chance for either side of the debate to be right, which in fact, every intelligent atheist already knows.

Now, it is a different story for what I like to call, type 2 agnostics. These are the people that don't know enough about either subject to have an opinion on them, and don't really give a shit anyways. These types of agnostics are fine. It sort of upsets me that you don't really care about your existence, but you are fine anyways. Do some research, and start wondering about your existence, type 2s.


I'd just like to point out the reason's why I don't believe in any god, for the people that have been wondering.

A. There is no proof for any gods' existence
B. I worship no man, animal, supernatural deity, alien or anything
C. God's a dick

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Intelligent Design =/= Science

I don't see why Christians keep insisting that the Idea of Creation is science. It's not. Intelligent Design isn't either. Intelligent Design is just creationism rapped in a veil of trickery that makes it look like science. No idea based off faith is science. In lamen's terms,
Creation + Lies = Intelligent Design
Intelligent Design =/= Science
Creation = Bullshit.
Quite simple equations, really. The definition of "theory" is "A set of statements or principles devised to explain a group of facts or phenomena, especially one that has been repeatedly tested or is widely accepted and can be used to make predictions about natural phenomena." God is not fact. God is not phenomena. God is a delusion. Evolution is a theory because we have evidence that it happens, and the evidence explains how it happens and it has been tested and widely accepted and is used to make predictions about natural phenomena.

Creation is not a theory because it has no science whatsoever involved with explaining it. It's all just faith. A wide spread schizophrenia. Delusions. Faith. There is no scientific basis on the creation of man, the universe, based on the gospels. Thus, Creation is not a theory.

And a little side rant ( a pretty humorous one at that), some guy at the TSL forums private messaged me about me debating about religion, more nonspecific, Christianity. The guy first messaged me with this,
okay I noticed how much you try to fight God with logic but truth is, you can't measure by logic if you want to talk further I'll be more than happy to answer back just keep the anger to the minimum and it should be fine
Then I wittingly replied,
I'm guessing you can measure god by blind faith, no evidence, and delusional followers. Right?
Clever, I know. A few days past and then I got 2 more messages,
no you measure by all the deeds god has done for man there's proof all around us even at night, God put all the stars in the sky and if you look into one of them you could see the cross which JC was crucified on
What? That's just your blurry vision, idiot. And he's not even talking about a constellation, nope. The Star of Bethlehem. Here is the sky on the day that they supposedly saw the star 2000 years ago,
Cool picture, huh? I thought so. Anyways, if you can see a special star that is different from the rest that is the holy star of Bethlehem, let me know. Here is what the guy at Bad Astronomer has to say on the subject,

When I was younger I was something of a grinch. As I’ve grown older I’ve relaxed considerably about Christmas, and now I enjoy this time of year with my family quite a bit.

But still, sometimes my heart is maybe a size too small. I’ve been pondering writing my thoughts about the legend of the Star of Bethlehem for many years, and Christmas is as good a time as any; maybe even the best time! After all, ’tis the season for planetaria across the country to show their annual Star Of Bethlehem show, where they strive mightily to explain what astronomical phenomenon could have been behind the Biblical tale.

I have some bad news for them.

It is my personal opinion, based on looking through the evidence, that the Star did not exist. It is a simple story, a fictional account that too many people take way too seriously. Why?

Let’s see.

First, the story:

1 Now when Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judaea in the days of Herod the king, behold, there came wise men from the east to Jerusalem, 2 Saying, Where is he that is born King of the Jews? for we have seen his star in the east, and are come to worship him.

[…]

9 When they had heard the king, they departed; and, lo, the star, which they saw in the east, went before them, till it came and stood over where the young child was. 10 When they saw the star, they rejoiced with exceeding great joy.

Right away, I have to wonder: if the wise men came from the east to Jerusalem, and they saw the star in the east, then following it they would have traveled away from Jerusalem, not toward it! They started east of the city, and headed east. So am I missing something here?

This right away makes me think something is perhaps amiss in this story.

Forgetting for the moment that this story is already somewhat inaccurate, what do we make of the idea of a notable star in the sky? The quotation above is from the King James version of the Bible, translated from Greek, and is similar to other versions of the book. The word in the Greek version is aster, which means literally "star", but could be fairly construed as some sort of astronomical event other than a simple star. It wouldn’t make any sense for the wise men to have followed just any old star, so we have to assume that this apparition was something unusual, and also rather bright. A really faint object wouldn’t have aroused much in the way of religious fervor and the desire to trek hundreds of miles across the desert; plus it is generally depicted as being very bright.

What could it have been?

The obvious thing to do is to think of bright astronomical phenomena such as a planetary conjunction (when two or more planets pass very near each other in the sky), a comet, and a nova or supernova.

Events like these have been exhaustively searched for. You can find many places online with descriptions, like Nick Strobel’s Astronomy Notes, for example. A Google search will yield dozens and dozens of potential phenomena. I think many are very unlikely to be right on their merits (a comet wouldn’t be mistaken for a star, a supernova would have most likely have been too bright, and so on).

But it doesn’t matter. The legend is almost certainly impossible. Why?

It has to do with the east again. Almost all stars rise and set over the course of the night, which is a reflection of the spin of the Earth. When viewed from above the north pole, the Earth spins counterclockwise, which means stars rise in the east, make an arc which peaks in the south, and then set in the west. The only stars which don’t do this are ones in the north, near Polaris. They make circles around the north pole of the sky, never rising nor setting (though they do get higher and lower in the sky as they circle).

So if the wise men saw a star "in the east", we see immediately there are problems. Was it in the east at sunset? If so, it would rise until about midnight, whereupon it would be toward the south, and then by sunrise it would be in the west. Following it would make them go in circles. Because of the Earth’s rotation, a star cannot stay in the eastern part of the sky. If it’s in the east at sunrise that’s both better and worse; better because the star may still be in the east when the Sun rises, so they only see it toward the east, but worse because then how can they then follow it?

It’s not an option for the star to be only in the east all night long. The rotating Earth prevents that. And if it’s far enough north it can stay in the north, but that’s not what the Bible says. It’s very specific about it being in the east; Matthew states that not just once but twice.

There are only two options: if it stayed in the east then it either orbited the Earth at a nearly or exactly geosynchronous rate (taking 24 hours to go around once, so it appeared to hang in one spot in the sky like a TV satellite), or it was a miracle and just hung there. The first is physically impossible, and the second… well, if you assume it was a miracle, why look for a supportive scientific explanation at all?

Speaking of support, there is another important point: Arabs and Chinese were phenomenal astronomers, and rarely missed any spectacular events (barring records being missing from key times). Note that most bright stars in the sky have Arabic names, a testament to the prowess of Arabic astronomers. It is unlikely in the extreme for them to have missed something like the Star of Bethlehem, and to my knowledge they didn’t record anything for that time period that fits the story, miracle or no. Update: It has been pointed out to me by various commenters below that Arabs did not start significantly contributing to astronomy until much later. So while we owe quite a bit to them sky-wise, you can ignore what I said about them here.

I think, in the end, there is a far simpler explanation: the star is a legend, a story, a tale told by people long after the actual event, getting bigger and more garnished with time. That does happen sometimes, you know. I am no fan of Biblical literalism, as searching my Religion category will show. There are hundreds upon hundreds of examples where the Bible cannot be literally true, so why can’t the Star of Bethlehem be yet another example?

If you are a religious sort, then there is little need to look for scientific explanations of miraculous events. By definition, a miracle is something that defies the laws of physics (and you can just guess how I feel about that). And if you are a scientist (and/or a planetarium show writer), you’re welcome to look for some physical representation of the Star, but bear in mind that your starting premise must perforce be flawed: if the story is literally true, there cannot be a scientific explanation, and if it’s a story that’s been embellished, you have too many free parameters to choose from. Which part of the myth do you ignore? How it hung in only one part of the sky, in the east? How bright it was? When it occurred?

The fact that no one has found a definitive explanation of the Star supports my idea that it’s a fictional tale. If it were as bright and obvious and critical as Matthew made it out to be, then we’d know what it was for sure by now.

If you’re a Christian, then it’s a nice story, and if you’re not, you can take it or leave it on its merits. I don’t think it takes anything away from the meaning of the holiday, whatever it may mean to you.

As for me, I’ll be happy looking at real stars, and opening my real presents on Christmas morning.

Happy holidays!

Anyways, onto the next massage the guy sent me,
actually there's proof in the case for the creator, if you look into a special star the worlds largest star you'll see the cross and everything happens for a reason
Wow.. How exactly is that proof for anything? You want me to look into a special star, the worlds' largest star (the largest documented star is -I think- W Cephei, of course if that isn't the biggest star, it sure is close!) I will see a cross and also see that everything happens for a reason. How exactly does a star do that? More like delusions. Here's an idea, I want you to look into the Sun and see what you see. Actually, you just looked at a size 4 star on the life cycle and a class G star on the H-R Diagram, you're blind! Congratulations.

Also, the star you are talking about is most likely Sirius, which isn't much a important star other than the fact that it is the brightest in the night sky. Well, not that important anymore, modern astronomy is amazing isn't it. A few years ago Sirius was a unique blue star in the sky, bright as can be. Now we know it is a bright blue star in a binary system. Yay, science!

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Mega-rant-athon

Today I am going to do something different. Rather than just ranting on one subject, I will rant on basically everything that has been bothering me. I might do this in the future, so I will call it the Mega-Rant-Athon #1. Let's get started, shall we?

Space, the Final Frontier

I hate when people call me a nerd when I say I am interested in Astronomy. I don't really understand their logic. They tell me I should do something better with my life than just ponder about the universe, when they are doing something absolutely un-useful for anyone. Sure, try and be an actor, It will surely be worth it in the end. But, it wont.

I think everyone on this planet should do something to help the scientific community. Either by becoming a scientist yourself or donating or something. I hate to break it to you, but the only job that matters right now is being an Astronomer, or being someone that contributes to Astronomers. Rather then spend their life being an actor, being popular or the sort, they are trying to find out answers to the most important questions. In this age of our species' life, we need to start our intergalactic expeditions. Yes, I know it sounds like something out of Star Trek, but we really need to.

This planet is getting used up, and if we don't do anything about it we will use up all of the resources. Science has gotten us to be able to explore our neighbor planets, such as Mars, Venus, the Jovian Giants and such so that's a great start. Science is working on making Mars habitable! Science is going to find out if there is water on Europa! Science is going to help us in our advancement towards the stars.
ET, Phone Home

When I talk about the possibility of life on other planets, people look at me like I'm mad! Because of Hollywood the possibility of life on other planets has been labeled as Science-Fiction when it is closer to the truth than imaginable. The meteorite ALH84001 shows evidence for micro-bacteria that most scientists agree most likely came from Mars. No matter where it came from, the fact still stands, there is life on other planets! No matter if it is just microscopic bacteria Martians or a civilized species like ourselves, life exists outside our little "perfect" planet.

And even if the ALH 84001 meteorite does not have life engraved inside of it, it is extremely stupid to think that life in the universe is impossible. If our planet, earth, formed to be able to be habitable for life why wouldn't other planets form life ours? And we don't know everything about the universe, there might be extraterrestrials that breathe Methane, such as the grunts from the Halo series! Nothing is impossible in the universe.

Rugrats

I absolutely, positively, HATE when people talk to me like I'm five years old. I'm 14, almost 15. I am mature, going through puberty. I make valid arguments and should not be shunned because of my age. Instead of me just being all nice and not telling the names of people I tell my stories, screw it. Sgt. Hartsock, we are still friends but man, I am still pissed about this. In the "WHAT HAPPEND TO THE GOOD OL FORUM?" thread on This Spartan Life I tried to point out, and help solve the problem. You and Downskated needed to sort out your problems before you took the whole forum down with you.

Hartsock, you have a rage-cage inside of you. You have some anger problems. If you read this blog (not likely) I have some advice for you. Make a blog, and rant away. That's what I do! And just because I'm younger than you doesn't mean my advice doesn't matter. This rant is just for Hartsock, so don't comment about it. Only a few people will know what I am talking about in this one. Anyways, onto -

Close-Open-Minded Christians

On the Flying Spaghetti Monster website they have a lovely hate-mail section that gives me so many laughs it's not even funny. While Christians say that they are open-minded about all beliefs, they feel like they need to insult the Pastafarians about theirs. Just read some of these
I feel really bad for everyone who is here and is joking on the one and only true God,who created you, loves you with all His heart and died for your sins so that you could go to heaven and not and unimaginable place of Hell where there is no strip clubs and volcanoes of beer. Hell is a real place, and i guarantee if you were to look down on hell for 30 seconds you would be too sick and defiled and would live your life perfect until you die, regretting every sin you have done in your life. I will pray for all you jokesters who think this life is just for fun, because whether its in this life or after you die, you WILL realize that there is a true God, the only difference is that if you wait until you die you will be spending ETERNITY in Hell, and at that time its to late for forgiveness…….
- T-Jones

Basically, this guy's saying "Pfft, screw your beliefs. YOU WILL END UP IN HELL IF YOU ARE NOT CHRISTIAN!! BLALLGHLGALGLALHRALHLALGLA!" Like some sort of bible-thumping god warrior. Not everyone has to believe in what you believe in, and it is quite rude to tell someone that they are going to hell for not believing what you do. Check out this one -

You’re sad. No hate mail here… just a little bit o’ pity, a melancholy roll of the eyes, quick shake of the head, and quick dismissal of some defiant folks who will have an unbearable eternity ahead. I’m not what you’d call a religious whack job… but the only thing in this life that’s more difficult to believe and conprehend than the story of creation and intelligent design is the one-in-a-google-to-the-google-power possibility that it all happened by chance.

Good luck.
-matt

Here's the old argument that we happened by chance. Of course, if this guy had the IQ higher than a cranberry, he would know that evolution is entirely the opposite. Now to see a very kind-hearted Christian that just wants the best for everyone, check out this -

I cant Belive you complete morons belive in spegehti monster you will burn in hell and you had it comming for being godamned retards.

THERE IS NO SPEGEHTTI MONSTER. But your pathetic site always makes me laugh.
-aaron

This guy had to even start name-calling the poor Pastafarians for their beliefs! I bet your all-loving god told you to do that, too?


Brawl for All
2 rants in this one, both about Super Smash Brothers Brawl.

Firstly, what, Sakurai, what is the point of the new delay? I mean, while we have a month added to the release date, the Japanese get just a week? What's the point in that? What is really bad about this delay is that you told us a week from the old Japanese release date. Right when we thought everyone around the world was going to get every single bit of information about Brawl, you take it away from us! Imagine if you just payed off your car, and right when you were about to pick it up a tornado goes and takes it away! Brawl was STOLEN from us.

Secondly, people need to stop bitching about the updates (not including delays). I was sickened when I saw morons all over the web bitching about the Pikmin & Olimar character reveal. Acting like 8 year olds, saying that he is "gay" and the sorts. It is a good character from a good game. Plus, it's not like he is taking up anyone's place on the roster! He's a 1st party character, so megaman, sephiroth, or whoever the hell you want in still has a chance and always had a chance. And, by the way, there will only be 3 third-party characters. All of the rest such as Tails will be assist trophies, as we saw with Grey Fox.

Also, what's with my new count-down thingy on the side of the blog? Why isn't it working?!? Ghah, I don't want to fix it again.


Anyways, that's all with the Mega-rant-athon. I hope you enjoyed it. I sure as hell did.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

What I want

Some people don't quite know what I want from creationists. No, I don't want the domination of their people, or anything Satanic like that. Here is a list of things.

1. Equality.
If you read my other rants, you know that Atheists are pretty unpopular in America because of false beliefs that keep spreading everywhere. I will say it again, America was not formed as a Christian nation. Why can't you just keep it like that? Atheists are the most untrusted minority, just for having different beliefs!
  • No "God" in school, except for Private Schools.
  • Stop blaming Atheists for everything that is wrong with this nation
  • Intelligent Design is not science, and does not belong in a science classroom.
  • Take "under god" out of the Pledge, take "in god we trust" off money.
  • Stick to Separation of Church and State.
  • Atheists, and all religious and non religious people deserve the same rights.
Knowing America today, most of this probably won't happen. And knowing the ignorance of some creationists, if we even try to make equality in this country, they will bitch about us taking away their religiosity. Why can't they just accept that they do not rule this world, and that people with other beliefs need equal rights.

I'm not here to get rid of your beliefs. If they make your life livable, so be it. If you need a comforter in life and you want to believe in god, so be it. But if you want everyone to believe in what you do, and want to change this country so that you get what you want, I just might have something to say about that.

Until next time,
~Plasmafrag

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Everyone hates Atheists

No, it's not a new sitcom for retarded monkeys to watch, it is the truth. For some odd reason, everyone seems to hate Atheists! I have no idea why this is so, but the hate is everywhere in America. Christians, I want you to see our life through our eyes. (of course, other religions discriminate us, but it is mostly Christians so I will be focusing on them. Remember, all religions respectively hate us :D)

Imagine that you couldn't hold a government office because you were Christian.

Imagine that your money had the words 'There is no god' stamped across it.

Imagine that each day you recited the pledge and said "...one nation, under no god, indivisible..."

Imagine that hundreds of thousands of Atheists protested when an engraved stone saying 'God is false' was ordered to be removed from an 'impartial' courtroom.

Imagine that your kids, in school, had to recite two biblical contradictions and denounce god each day.

Imagine that you couldn't testify in certain courts because you're Christian.

Imagine that your children took classes in school titled 'Atheism 101' yet refused to offer 'Christianity 101', or even 'Religion 101'.

Imagine that Christians were not considered citizens by your country's leader solely because of their religious views.

Imagine that your children couldn't join the Boy Scouts because of their Christian beliefs.

Imagine that the majority of Americans would not vote for a Christian for president, even if he or she were fully qualified.

Imagine that Christianity was the 'religion least in the interest of the pursuit of the American dream'.

Imagine that the government gave money to Atheist organisations, exempted them from taxes, gave them land, and funded private Atheist schools.

A 2006 study at the University of Minnesota showed atheists to be the most mistrusted minority among Americans.

The phrase 'under god' was declared unconstitutional by the Supreme Court, but Congress overturned it.

The state constitutions of Arkansas, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, and Texas disqualifies and denies any person who does not believe in a god or supreme being a government office.



So, I ask you. Why can't Christians mind their own business and leave Atheists alone?
It's amazing, really. Every other religion thinks they are the ones being hated. I mean, come on people! If you try to have a debate about it with a theist, they just turn it into a debate about god. Allow me to use a Chris Rock joke when I say, Atheists can never win an argument with a theist because Atheists have a need to make sense.

Why can't theists just realize that we can have our own opinions about things. If we do not believe in a god, let us be. Why does everything have to be a debate with you theists, trying to prove we are the reincarnation of Satan? It's not like I would walk up to someone going to church and say, "You are going to die and rot in the ground because of you beliefs!". But I have heard stories, and been in a situation where a Christian condemned me to hell for not believing in what he believes. I bet your all-loving god told you to do that, right?

Just leave us be. Why would you be afraid of us? What do you think we are going to do to you, tell you about our beliefs? Oh no! It's not like anyone has done that before! The only reason that bothers you is because you think you rule the world and all apposed can burn wherever you send people. And how can you even say that we stuff our beliefs down your throats. Most of the time we can't even start discussing science because you are too busy preaching about being atheist is a sin and that I'm the anti-christ and that God still loves me.

Here's another thing. Don't try to save me when I said that I'm Atheist. I could care less about your silly beliefs, but if it makes your life better, you can believe in anything. If I am trying to have a discussion and I say that I am an atheist, I don't want to be saved, converted, baptized, drenched with holy water, etc. Trying to save someone is the very definition of shoving beliefs down throats.

Sadly, no one reads this blog so I will not have any intelligent comments. Actually, I won't have any comments at all. I need to get this blog some publicity....

Monday, December 31, 2007

"America was formed as a Christian nation!"

I always see this one argument, in almost all of the debates I have witnessed, read, been involved in, etc. It is "America was formed as a Christian nation!". Of course, the people who say this obviously have no idea what the shit they are talking about. I suppose it would make sense to say that America is a Christian majority nation, since that is how I see America. But saying that America was formed on the belief of a supernatural man in the sky called God is absolute horse shit.
If the Christians who say these stupid things would do some research they would find out that in article 11 of the Treaty of Tripoli, it says this:

As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquillity, of Mussulmen; and, as the said States never entered into any war, or act of hostility against any Mahometan nation, it is declared by the parties, that no pretext arising from religious opinions, shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.

Read that a few times, Christians. This article in the treaty is what brought up the principle of Separation of Church and State, which I am a major supporter of.

But Christians are pretty tricky, so they will say "Well, the founding fathers were mostly Christian". So what? There religious beliefs had nothing to do with America. They were theirs and theirs alone. For the record, there were people of other beliefs that were founding fathers. From wikipedia -

Lambert (2003) has examined the religious affiliations and beliefs of the Founders. Some of the 1787 delegates had no affiliation. The others were Protestants except for three Roman Catholics, C. Carroll, D. Carroll, and Fitzsimons. Among the Protestants Constitutional Convention delegates, 28 were Episcopalian, 8 were Presbyterians, 7 were Congregationalists, 2 were Lutherans, 2 were Dutch Reformed, and 2 were Methodists.

My next rant about Christians is going to be how they think that we Atheists are shoving beliefs down their throats.

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Rare mummified dinosaur found!

I hate to update the blog so fast, but this is a cool story.

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From Wired.com:
Scientists on Monday announced the discovery of what appears to be the world's most intact dinosaur mummy: a 67-million-year-old plant-eater that contains fossilized bones and skin tissue, and possibly muscle and organs.

Preserved by a natural fluke of time and chemistry, the four-ton mummified hadrosaur, a duck-billed herbivore common to North America, could reshape the understanding of dinosaurs and their habitat, its finders say.

"There is no doubt about it that this dinosaur is a very, very significant find," said Tyler Lyson, a graduate student in geology at Yale University who discovered the dinosaur in North Dakota.

"To say we are excited would be an understatement," said Phil Manning, a paleontologist at England's University of Manchester who is leading the examination. "When I first saw it in the field, (I thought) 'Shiiiit, that's a really well preserved dinosaur.' It has the potential to be a top-10 dinosaur, globally."

After excavating the dinosaur, scientists encased it and the surrounding soil in plaster. It was hauled to Boeing's giant CT scanner near Los Angeles.
Photo: National Geographic Channel

Nicknamed Dakota, the hadrosaur is one of only five naturally preserved dinosaur mummies ever discovered. Unlike previous dinosaur mummies, which typically involve skin impressions pressed into bones, Dakota's entire skin envelope appears to remain largely intact...

http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2007/12/dino_mummy

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This just proves that the whole "The earth was made in six days, and has only been around for 6000 years thing" in the bible is shit.